Don't do an MBA Except for these 3 Reasons

#MBA
These are the only 3 reasons I see that anyone should attend a business school:
1) You are single, preferably female, and are seeking a intelligent, well-bred, high earning spouse
2) You are are expecting kids and would like them to be born in USA
3) You would like to work at one of the highly respected firms in USA
BONUS: Your employer is paying for your MBA

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